foryourhealth:

whoooonose:

Treat spiders the way you want to be treated

Killed without hesitation

richard-maddens:

y’all: the men haven’t even made an effort, may as well have just gone to rent a tux

the black men: i beg u excuse me

arianagrandgay:

no offense but squidward saying “nobody cares about the fate of labor as long as they can get their instant gratification” is more woke than anything wendy’s twitter or any liberal has ever said

cuarentay3:

mr darcy: literally insults elizabeth’s entire family while proposing

elizabeth: you are the last man in the world whom i could ever be prevailed upon to marry

mr darcy:

1. Me as a child: *creates an entire complex dystopian dungeon story with a vet clinic set and a couple toys with character development, conflict, and an edge-of-your-seat finale*
2. Me now, as a writer: *clinks two characters together* hehe they're kissing

itsfreerheelestate:

lesbwian:

y’all: here’s some alternatives to tumblr in case the site get merked on dec 17th

me: